"When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there?"
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad