"When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there?"
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
The crazy thing is that there was definitely a long discussion about whether they could do this within the legal department. Lawyers have a sense of humor, contrary to popular belief, but they also have a sense of self-preservation.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.